Welcome to season 3! We are back with a min/maxed Fighter and some exciting news for our show moving forward. Check it out and let us know what you think.

Welcome to season 3! We are back with a min/maxed Fighter and some exciting news for our show moving forward. Check it out and let us know what you think.

It's the start of the holiday season and all of our favorite bartenders are gathering around the Seedy Tavern to reminisce on what they are thankful for this year.

Nature can be breathtakingly beautiful. It can also be absolutely terrifying and powerful. A shifter Druid covered in Spores answers only to a hag deep in the woods. They are searching for something but with no memory of their previous life they struggle to remember exactly what it was.

This week's character is troubled by spirits that become more prevalent the drunker they become. This character gives a whole new meaning to waking up and not knowing how you got...to the Ethereal Plane!

This week's character is troubled by spirits that become more prevalent the drunker they become. This character gives a whole new meaning to waking up and not knowing how you got...to the Ethereal Plane!

Nate and Jake are joined by Liz to create their first Spo0o0ky character. Liz, having never played D&D before, embraces the challenge of creating a unique character with a complex and layered backstory. Be sure to check it out!

Nate and Jake create a min/maxed Bard as they make their way down the class list. This bard has excellent Charisma (as they should) and utilizes it to read people their fortunes. Be sure to check it out if you want a character with good stats and an even better backstory.

Nate and Jake create another fantastical character out of a very real profession and a special bartender gets a makeover in the new barbershop. Let us know what you think of Phin the Rogue Barber!

Nate and Jake are still on the min/max train and while this character has the real-life background of “Lumberjack” their life is anything but boring. Was this character always a lumberjack? What actions set them on this path? Tune in to find out!

Nate and Jake create a character that somehow ended up within the world of D&D from planet Earth. That’s right, our dying planet Earth. Making Nate stay up late to record leads to some interesting content. Check it out and let us know what you think of John Doe!

Jake tried to see if we could min/max a character within our RNG system while Nate was in rare form. Bringing the class of Artificer and race of Gnome, Nate and Jake try to maximize this character's stats and abilities while also randomizing the main characteristics. Let us know what you think of Gershwin Flowerbottom!

Surfs up, Dude! This character is totally tubular and it never gets choppy out in these waters so wax up your board, put on your wettie, and hang loose with Blue Bommie!

ate and Jake explore what it would be like to be a garden gnome that has gained consciousness. Will they accept the idea that a God could have brought them to life or will they be egotistical and believe it was their own skills that brought them back?

We were all put here for a reason. Some of us were put here too, I don’t know, create podcasts. Others were created to stop a rival from summoning an evil deity. Both are necessary to save the world, right?

Being the offspring of a war deity can be a lot to live up to; especially when you don’t live up to expectations during training and your deity parent leaves which leads you to believe it’s all your fault that they’re gone. Not that anything within this episode pertains to that situation at all…or does it?

Have you ever found yourself in so deep with a cult that you murder an old friend? Yeah, neither have we, but this character has! Tune in to find out how that event affects our character.

Separated from a childhood friend this character will stop at nothing to not only learn a craft that is forbidden to them…but become a master of it. This character harbors resentment and carries around a dark gift that they don’t understand but also embrace.

Get Ready to set sail you scallywags! Nate and Jake create a pirate utilizing something from each of the 3 sourcebooks that Nate owns. What does he choose and how does it all tie together? Batten down the hatches and find out.

You think Oedipus had mommy issues? Well, wait until you meet Cullen who will do whatever it takes to emulate their heroic mother. We promise this relationship isn’t as…blinding.